I am your patriot teacher...
I am your patriot teacher.
I have been preaching the good gospel of Japan love since the days of Koizumi. I used to take dates and students on Yasukuni Shrine tours back in my early days here. I was the one who put three fourths of Japan's natural preserves on the map. I taught the world about the “Jukujo” and Japanese sake love, and about the balance between hot spas, sexy matures, and sake.
Now, the beauty of the Jukujo motherland is in distress. The horrid COVID19. The pandemic is here now and it’s the Japanese mans fault for not protecting the motherland. It’s the Japanese man’s fault for not being man enough to be proactive enough. Now, my Japanese Jukujo Sex Moms are at risk - my lactating Queens. At Risk of extinction. The eradication of an entire species.
The Abe administration wants to embrace the Olympic flames and pipe dreams of Governor Koike at the worst possible time in the nation’s history. The gods are angry. Fuming mad. Blowing smoke out of their snouts. Where o’ where are the guardians of Japan. Must I be burdened? My hands are full trying to keep Japan afloat.
Lesson #1
1) Wear masks and gloves on trains to protect from Japanese man breathe. They are super carriers.
2) Be courteous to others. Don’t hoard all the toilet paper and essentials.
3) Drink hot sake before bed from time to time.
4) Play gunka before bed.
I have been preaching the good gospel of Japan love since the days of Koizumi. I used to take dates and students on Yasukuni Shrine tours back in my early days here. I was the one who put three fourths of Japan's natural preserves on the map. I taught the world about the “Jukujo” and Japanese sake love, and about the balance between hot spas, sexy matures, and sake.
Now, the beauty of the Jukujo motherland is in distress. The horrid COVID19. The pandemic is here now and it’s the Japanese mans fault for not protecting the motherland. It’s the Japanese man’s fault for not being man enough to be proactive enough. Now, my Japanese Jukujo Sex Moms are at risk - my lactating Queens. At Risk of extinction. The eradication of an entire species.
The Abe administration wants to embrace the Olympic flames and pipe dreams of Governor Koike at the worst possible time in the nation’s history. The gods are angry. Fuming mad. Blowing smoke out of their snouts. Where o’ where are the guardians of Japan. Must I be burdened? My hands are full trying to keep Japan afloat.
Lesson #1
1) Wear masks and gloves on trains to protect from Japanese man breathe. They are super carriers.
2) Be courteous to others. Don’t hoard all the toilet paper and essentials.
3) Drink hot sake before bed from time to time.
4) Play gunka before bed.
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